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Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
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Close up of lower middle petal of cymbidium Chelsey Elise “Kindie” #orchid #cymbidium #flower #colourfulglowingvaginaflower
This is Coco (who woke me up like 4 minutes before my alarm this morning). She’s a maltipoodle rescue dog we’ve had for the last week or so on a two week trial adoption. Too early to say whether we’ll be able to keep her or not but so far so good, she has so much character. #maltipoodle #rescuedog #adoption
No, thank you, really, keep them #examstudycommencing
What I’m doing rn instead of studying for exams #comfortfood #thoughtthosewhitechocchipswheremacadamias #bestmistakeever
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet
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Drunk on the hotels complimentary free wine and half way through a litre bottle of vodka, dancing to Chumbawumba and Offspring. Best night and have not even left yet #ghey #hsjdjrhwjejrj
Under sketches of under sketches. #art #painting #fashionillustration
Nick with his little cape on about to get his hair lopped David Beckham style #nervous #keepyourhairplz